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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:48 pm    Post subject: Chuckle for the day Reply with quote

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the took the glass back to the kitchen.
Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as
a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.. The
frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it,
she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened , the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, Please give us some of your
wisdom before you leave us ".
She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said

" Don't ever sell that cow "

Cheers, Carm.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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